Mormon Fundamentalism in 17 Syllables or Less

We recently stumbled across this hilarious, if not long overdue, approach to book review. In this case, Jon Krakauer’s true crime tale cum history of the Fundamentalist Church of Latter Day Saints—UNDER THE BANNER OF HEAVEN—gets the haiku treatment:

“Some think they hear God
And do anything He says
Including murder”

Now if only someone could do the same for ULYSSES