Chuck Palahniuk Will Write You Back

But he will not open your e-mails or return your phone calls.

Chuck Palahniuk, cult author of Haunted, will be replying to fan mail received in the month of October.  Chuck explains the reasons behind his decision in a recent interview on NPR.  It’s definitely worth a listen.

Detailed guidelines for your letters can be found on Chuck Palahniuk’s website.  You’d better read up: some of these guidelines are pretty specific.  For example, your letter must be type-written—and only on white paper with black ink.  And don’t even think of using Comic Sans.